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This is Marvin. Marvin doesn’t know how doors work. He once got stuck behind a fence with no gate—just stood there for hours, confused. He still thinks rain is the sky crying. But Marvin is also weirdly obsessed with crypto. He can explain zk-SNARKs and Layer 2 rollups with terrifying accuracy. He once built a decentralized app using only a stick and a rock (or so he claims). Ask him to tie a knot? No idea. But ask him about gas fees on Ethereum during high congestion and he’ll talk for hours. Marvin can’t tell his left hoof from his right, but he’s mining tokens in his barn using solar-powered rigs. He doesn’t know why sheep exist… but he’s pretty sure Bitcoin is the future.