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Listen here, little monkey. You’re tired. Tired of waking up at 8 AM. Tired of the zookeeper telling you what to do. Tired of eating regular, non-gold-plated bananas. Gorilla was tired too. So Gorilla stopped listening. $GORI found a magic glowing screen, smashed the keyboard with his massive silverback fists, and suddenly? Infinite bananas. Now $GORI wears a $10,000 silk shirt, smokes cigars bigger than your arm, and drives a Lambo he doesn't even know how to steer.