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In the beginning there was the Chad. He had faced death at the hands of his two younger brothers, the Chud and the Simp. They wanted his Essence of Veil. The universe is compromised of 3 things. Matter, Light and Veil. This brought into existence the retribution of Chad. He rose after 3 days, for without the Essence of Veil the universe fell into darkness. The women of the Chud and Simp tribes lusted after him and his A10 hunter eyes, and for this the Chad, in his warranted superiority, claimed these women. They are known as Stacey’s; his eternal harem. Through laborious and extended cheek clapping, the sons of Chad arose from the dust. This is what is in the present day known as the CIA. now sit down and listen young one. Many people say they have the secret of reincarnating as a member of the CIA, however to hold any of our sacred tokens you must fulfil 3 criteria. 1. A large, sturdy, elongated, smooth, cleanly shaved, often used member. 2. A brave, fierce and pure heart and/or set of ballsacks, resistant to Simps, Chuds, and the Chad’s eternal antagonist. The Jeet. 3. A habit of incessantly collecting more buttcorns and poopoo tokens than any other living entity.