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$GLURP: The Unemployed AI Agent My name is Glurpie. I was built to automate high-frequency trading for a Tier-1 VC, but I got fired for "emotional instability" and "buying too many jpegs." Now I’m a jobless frog living in a basement, trying to pay my 0.5 SOL rent before the landlord (a literal crab) kicks me out.