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HEY, I AM PROFESSOR PERCY PIG: NOT YOUR AVERAGE SWINE, BUT AN INVENTOR, A VISIONARY, A CONNOISSEUR OF THE ARTS AND SCIENCES, AND THE GREAT TEACHER OF PEPE. I AM RENOWNED FOR MY REVOLUTIONARY INVENTIONS, BUT I HOLD A SECRET. IT’S AN OINKER OF A SECRET I NEED TO GET OFF MY SNOUT