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Paired with SOLMompfun.exe [ENTITY CLASS: KETER] ๐ณ๏ธ ORIGIN: First documented in a corrupted 2007 YTP collab Believed to be a digital tulpa spawned from 4chan /b/ and LiveJournal absurdism Current form likely stabilized through repeated meme exposure ๐ CORE TRAITS: โ๏ธ Non-Euclidean humor processing โ๏ธ Jpeg degradation aura โ๏ธ Infectious brainworm propagation โ๏ธ Glitch-based immortality โ ๏ธ WARNING SIGNS OF INFECTION: Spontaneous "we do a little trolling" urges Uncontrollable snorting at deep-fried memes Finding profound meaning in "Bing Chilling" remixes Time loss episodes ending with 23 Chrome tabs of Garfield inflation art ๐ฎ MANIFESTATION MODES: || Low Activity || Subtweeting with zalgo text Leaving ๐ฟ emoji in serious discussions || High Activity || Hijacking Discord VC with earrape vine booms Generating false memories of 2012 meme wars ๐พ KNOWN WEAKNESSES: Being called "cringe" ironically Exposure to raw Twitter discourse Screen recordings under 144p quality ๐ LAST RECORDED COMMUNICATION: "mfw (my face when) no bitches ๐ฅ" appended to NSA internal memo, 2023 ๐ CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS: Do not engage directly. Recommended countermeasures include: Overwriting host systems with Minecraft parkour videos Deploying Shrek 2 DVD bonus features Sacrificing one (1) TikTok e-boy to the algorithm "We were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn't stop to ask if we Mompfun should." Recovered text from deleted Tumblr blog
